1) I thought the word condom was a shortened version of the word condominium, so whenever people said the word condom growing up, I just assumed they were talking about houses.
2) I used to think that brown cows produced chocolate milk.
3) I thought that pizza came from deer, after my parents were cutting open a deer and we had pizza for dinner that night.
4) I thought that if the power went off in the house, we all would die. I remember it was the middle of a storm when I had this thought, and I was reading a bedtime story with my dad and started crying.
5) I thought your heart was made of wood. The gym teacher asked what the heart was made out of, and I said wood, because I had saw a picture of Jesus, and his heart looked to be made out of wood.
6) I thought God gave your mom a baby when he thought she was ready to have one.
7) I knew mostly what sex was, but thought that urinating on each other was apart of the process. :P
8) I thought I could talk to birds
9) I was convinced I would be a famous singer one day at the age of 5
10) I didn't know Alaska was connected to Canada, so I assumed it was an island, because it's always shown separate from all the other states like Hawaii.
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